Booger

lydia33, that's a cute little doggie in the picture............is it yours? Booger

Mel, thanks for reminding me re KC..........Friday is the day we have to sacrifice a virgin to the Moderator God. Problem is, I can't find a virgin here in Marysville, Ohio. Anybody got a virgin lying around that they are not using?? Booger

How did you like that storm tuesday night? We had VERY strong winds, but I heard that Northern Ohio had it worse. Booger

I believe that if the D-I-V-O-R-C-E is not finalized by the end of the tax year, they can still file MFJ. Booger

Guy sounds like a real piece of work. How some people can sleep at night astounds me. Booger

PS Any resemblence to REAL POETRY is purely coincidental.

Chrisbry, I guess what I was thinking is just paper file them in the first place. Booger

I LIKE that button. When I push it, I get ALL SORTS of office supplies. Booger

I see that Form 8873 (Extraterrestrial (spelling?) Income Exclusion) is ready. ET,ET phone me. I can FINALLY complete your return. Booger

Unless you HAVE to e-file the 941's/940's save yourself the headaches and paper file them. Am I missing something? Booger

Ode to CCH There once was a preparer in Nantucket Who finally said gosh just F**K it I wait forever And an answer I never Receive from support just S**KS it. (Hope no one is offended by language used in the above limerick) Booger

It's called MONEY. Not everyone with a CPA, MD, or ESQ designation behind their name is honest. The CPA (and the taxpayer) were betting that the loan officer/mortgage company wasn't going to request a filed copy of the return from the IRS. Ooops, they LOST. Booger

Sorry for my spelling..........s/h/b chiseler Booger

jainen, I was pretty fluent with "Stonetax"..........wonder if that was the reason that they said I was a good chisler? Booger

PS I have to go............I'm a semi-finalist in the PONG tournament at the bowling alley tonight. Booger

How about "Stonetax"? We had to chisel the numbers on the stone tablet (the mailing costs were EXTREMELY HIGH). Booger

It only took 2 hours to type it. Booger

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Turn your PC upside down. (YUCK YUCK) Booger

Yea, and if you made ONE mistake on those input sheets you wouldn't know it until the return came back. If I remember correctly the firm that I worked for used a March 31st cut-off date. Booger

What I remember most is that we spent more time making sure the input sheets were filled out correctly then it would have taken to fill out the return manually. Booger (An Old Man)

DOOMED, DOOMED, WE ALL DOOMED!!!! Guess we'll have to revive Computax (remember Computax?????) Booger

Patience is a virtue. Booger PS, If you want any more deep, thought-provoking statements such as the one above, I'll have to charge you. Booger