I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked
pretty good for a 60-year old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all,
and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot
daughter. We drank a bit more and we had a bit of a snuggle, then
she asked if I ever had a "Sportsman's Double?".
What's that? I asked.
It's a mother and daughter threesome, she said.
Oh. I said as my mind began to embrace the idea.
No, I haven't. And I wondered what this daughter of hers
might look like. We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink
that tonight was "my lucky night". So I went back to her place,
we walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs...
MOM, YOU STILL AWAKE?