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GeorgeM, if that picture looks like you, bet you're in demand around halloween. Booger

She trapped me during my weakened mental state. Booger

Friday was our tenth wedding anniversary. Took Mrs. Booger out to a expensive restaurant in Columbus for a lavish meal (including champaign (sp?)). As we sat there, I said "Sweetie, I know that I have faults, though they may be few, and I know that you have faults." I proceeded to list in detail all her faults, (which took about ten minutes). After that, I presented her with a gift--an 8 x 10 color glossy of me, which I personally signed "To my pal". Needless to say, she was speechless. IF THAT AIN'T LOVE. I don't know what is. Romeo Booger

If an individual's IRA advisory fee is a miscellaneous itemized deduction (2% of AGI), why wouldn't the SEP fee have the same treatment? Booger

Thank you, jainen. Enlightened Booger

What does "BUMP" mean? Curious Booger

MM, I agree with you. If you have EVERYTHING, e-file is the way to go. But to waste 2-3 days trying to get 1 accepted, when you could be getting quite a few more done (MORE $$$$$), is stupid. Booger

Did you know that PACUN spelled backwards is NUCAP? Booger

Quoting Rodney King..."Can't we all just get along? Let's sing Kum-ba-ya and hold hands. Mahatma Booger

I've looked at it just to see the type of questions being asked. Can't hurt to have another resource in this business. Booger

Tom, do you want me to have Blackenend KILLED? Just say the word. Booger

lydia33, I still think that dog of yours is CUTE. Booger

I like Polls. I also like Czechs, Slavs, Romanians and Bulgarians. Booger

My favorite type of art is the black-velvet paintings of naked women with big HOOTERS. Booger (Male Chauvinist Pig)

What do you call a man with no arms and legs hanging on the wall?..........ART. Yuck Yuck What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?.........BOB. What do you call a man with no arms and legs lying next to your door?..........MATT. Booger

God was sitting on his throne in heaven when a scientist approached him. "God, we don't need you anymore" said the scientist. "Is that so?" said God...."why?" "Well, the scientist said, "we can create a man out of the dirt just like you did long ago". "Oh, really?, said God...show me" The scientist proceeded to bend over and scoop dirt with his hands. "Oh NO NO NO", said God.........USE YOUR OWN DIRT. Booger

Why is the sky blue and the grass green?

What happened to William Tasker? Did CCH have him killed? Booger

GO CHASE YOURSELF. Booger

Is Jarvis related to Crazy Mary (who takes a bath in the courthouse fountain)? Booger

I really don't need flowers from my clients....just a check that WON'T BOUNCE. Booger

I heard that during the last couple of years in the White House, "Old Ronnie" could be found eating the wallpaper. That B***h he was married to was running things. Booger

Good One, JohnH...when I use it, I'll quote you. Booger

Chrisby, I bought the Trial Balance & Document Manager programs. Both are pieces of garbage. Will also consider "Down grading" from TTO to MAX. Booger

Tom, it was about this drunk guy in a big truck trying to order food at the drive-thru. I'll try to scan my copy and upload it. Brought tears to my eyes. JB should've been a writer instead of doing this crap. Booger