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Looking at the calculator, I see you're verifying my bank balance. Thanks!

Thanks for the reminder, Pacun. I accomplished 2 things today. Made a donation and added a new word to my Spanish vocabulary. Many thanks to Eric for keeping us up & running.

Probably not according to the rules of this thread, but I'm nominating Southwest Airlines as Tax Star of the Week. This company has a top-notch reputation and I see one reason for that in their attitude toward their customers. A client included their Southwest check stub in their tax info, and I see that every time a Southwest employee cashes their paycheck, it states in bold letters across the top, "DEPOSITS MADE POSSIBLE BY YOUR SOUTHWEST CUSTOMERS". Nice perspective - more companies should adopt it.

Well, just to be sure you don't lose any sleep over this, here's the link: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/antarctica-penguins-supercolony-ad-lie-climate-change-unknown-discovered-danger-islands-a8236121.html

It's either take an occasional break for a little nonsense or else throw something (or maybe give out a few Rita hugs). Right now I'm opting for taking a break, but it's still early in the season.

I was reading an article about a heretofore unknown huge colony of penguins off the "Northern tip of Antarctica". The focus of the article itself was the possible implications regarding the global warming narrative. But that isn't what caught my attention. I'd like to ask, isn't EVERY tip on the perimeter of Antarctica actually a "northern tip"?

Twilight Zone reruns are fun to watch. You constantly see many actors in their younger years as they were starting out before they went on to become famous.

That's interesting information. I always thought one of the main reasons IRS wants the calculation is to avoid unequal distributions when there are significant age differences between shareholders. But now I see that the states also have several other axes to grind.

That's a damn good record!

Golconda citadel and fort, near Hyderabad, India. It's a fascinating place with breathtaking views and a unique history dating back to the 1300-1400's A.D.

I know we're deep into tax season so pardon the diversion, but I'll share one of my favorite pics from the past couple of weeks. And yes, we did hike all the way to the top & back down.

I've been out of the country off and on during the past few weeks. Still around - lurking but not posting much. But back active now - thanks for asking.

To each his own, but I really appreciate clients who use technology. I've been pushing them in this direction for years and it has paid off. If a texted or scanned document is too small, it's usually fairly easy to blow it up. If the blown-up version loses too much clarity, I tell them to send it again at higher resolution. But that's a rarity. I return phone messages in a day or two, emails within a few hours, and texts instantly unless I'm really occupied. So that alone encourages them to text me or email me because they know how to get the fastest reponse. If someone leaves a message on my voice mail but I have their email or cell phone, I'll reply with a text or email most times. Email and text keeps the clients off my phone and out of my office, which means I have more time to get work done (and send invoices - that is what we are in business to do). What I find fascinating is how quickly many of my older (especially retired) clients have adopted technology in recent years - most of them routinely communicate with me by text. For the most part, only the very old ones (80+) are out of the loop technologically these days.

Caller: "I just have a few quick questions." Me: "Oh good, I have a special rate for quick questions. The answer to the first one is free. After that there's a charge." Caller: "How much is the charge?" Me: "$100 each. What's your next question?"

It didn't seem to affect my Mac.

I'll echo the Drake enthusiasm again. I was out of the country for a couple of weeks and just returned to work today. Took me about 3 minutes to renew my Drake software online while watching TV at home. Tomorrow I'll load it onto my computer at the office and will be preparing my first return 10-15 minutes later. Its a great program. Simple, elegant, faster than anything in its price category, and it's very stingy with memory and also space needed for backups. Time is money in this business, and time saved falls to the bottom line in the form of profitability.

I'm absolutely convinced that poorly written sentences are intentional in these email scams. The scammer is looking for people who don't pay close attention or even those whose understanding of grammar is not the best. They make the best victims.

Drake is always on top of things.

I think IRS will shoot it down fairly easily, but it is creative.

Happy New Year to All Y'all.

Usually the words contain extra syllables. Any southern English speaker can make the word "hear" (or "here") come out with two syllables and make it sound as natural as can be.

Elrod, let me correct your 3rd person pronouns. The 2nd/3rd person singular/plural is "Y'all. (can be one or more other people) The 3rd person plural/plural is "All Y'all". (must be a whole bunch of other people)

How do you know if an introvert likes you? When he talks with you he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

Just pay yourself $6 and call it a day. No need to amend.

But no significant downside either, unless they parked it in bitcoin during the interim.