NT From my Son the Used Car Dealer:
The IRS suspected a used car dealer wasn't paying proper wages to his mechanic and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
Used Car Dealer: "Well, there's Clarence, my mechanic, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $20 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen BudLights every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my girlfriend occasionally".
IRS Auditor: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one". Used Car Dealer: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?
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