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Yes, he already mailed the check for 2013 error to the address on the Notice. That was job one. Thanks, Jack, for the advice on how to charge, you know I love you. Since he's a new client, and the kind of client I REALLY love to get, there will be no scolding. Only love, or the appearance of same. He was very well organized, just late. I like November work. They moved here from a higher cost of living state, had an error on previous EA-prepared 2013 return, has pension, SS, investments. I just matched the 2013 fee, and after the $5 poke from ATX, I'm still $45 ahead of what we charge in Hickville, TN. We're all happy, happy, happy.

https://xkcd.com/936/

The key to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

That was a joke!! ...but evidently not!! Ewwwww...Now all I can think about is humans yakking up fur balls.

Try one of these handy replies for when you have no idea what she said: Who, me? Have I told you lately how much I love you? You're adorable. Have you lost weight? I love that top. You should wear it more often. I'm sorry, I was thinking how beautiful you are. Can you say that again?

I have been wearing hearing aids for about 20 years now. They help but are not like the original hearing. Reminds me of a joke. Two old men were playing golf and one said, "it sure is windy today." The other thought for a moment and said, "no .. today is Thursday." The first replied, "yeah, I'm thirsty too. Let's stop at the club house and get a beer." That is pretty much the way it is when you are hard of hearing.

Wife is selectively inoperative.

Aren't wife and off the same position for most men?

Recently I learned to look directly at my wife when she talks to me, no matter what I'm doing at the time. I think I've learned to read lips because she is a low talker, but she will blame me for not listening when I get it wrong, which I don't argue, I know better. If any of you have any advice I'm open to it and it is greatly appreciated in advance, could save a life.

@Elrod - that picture was funny but also more than a little disturbing!! Please, remember some of us read the forum while having lunch...

And this, Rita my friend, is an stellar example of why I always ADORE your posts...

for all on-line accounts I use LastPass. its free and it stores all of your passwords. I just log into it once a day with a 30+ password and it automatically logs me into all on line accounts, intuit, credit cards, bank accounts etc.