Posted February 7 · Report post
...a PROSPECTIVE CLIENT...Friday. Said he was single; gave me his docs (two W-2s, small pension, bank interest) which I plug in the computer and give him the refund amount. After a pleasant 20 minute chat I told him to come back in three days; he starts to leave, turns around, and says:
PC: Oh, it don't really matter, but I guess I'm supposed to tell you - I sold a house last year.
BB: Your house? Your personal residence?
PC: Naw, my uncle died and left me his old, fallin'-down rent house. It wasn't worth but $10,000.
BB: Oh, well, uh; we have to put that down.
PC: No, no, it's okay. See, I let this guy have it for just what my uncle owed the bank on it. I put it on a land contract between him and me.
BB: Well, we still have to....
PC: No, you don't understand. He cain't pay for it all at once, so I'm helpin' him out. He pays me exactly what the bank payment is ever' month and I turn around and give it to them until the $20,000 note gets paid off. I never get no money to keep and so I don't make nothin' off the deal.
(My) Failing to grasp this irrefutable logic exasperated him. He guessed he'd have to go somewhere else where they knew more about taxes. And out the door he went.
May 25th
PC MYSTERY SOLVED (I THINK)
Re: this guy (above) who had the inherited, run-down, under-water rent house – this week a lady I didn’t know stopped in saying her only income was social security and had not filed in years, but asking should she have filed and paid taxes on a $5K life insurance policy her uncle left her.
The departed uncle part rang a bell -- turns out she’s the PC’s sister. While glad to hear no tax was due, she complained bitterly about ungrateful Unk leaving his old rent-house to her brother instead of her. Claims she did lotsa stuff for the not-so-dear departed, conniving bro did zilch, and it was a damned outrage she didn’t get the house too. I said she probably got the best of the deal considering the liability (I guess that’s okay to say since he isn’t my client and paid me nothing). She said “What liability? Uncle XXX paid that house off years ago! My brother sold the house to some dope who watches those TV fix-up and re-sell shows and is paying off a big note that my brother owes the bank.”
I swear, sometimes I think we independents attract more blowflies than honey. I know (well; I think) he would not have approached HR/JH with this story and I guess they lump us in with the kitchen-table crowd (25 bucks-all comers). Probably thinks that my "EA" means "et already".