Elrod Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 When I opened the frig. this morning I see my wife made egg salad sandwich for my lunch today...Yummy! Late night work just steals my time with her.. What a Sweetie.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitaB Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Client: OMG, it smells like heaven in here. Me: Must be my apple cinnamon plug in. Client: No, you cooked bacon. OMG. Mmmm. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcb39 Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 I had a guy last week tell me that I was cooking saurkraut and actually I had Turkey in the crock pot. Client: Don't You like Saurkraut? Me: Yes,but that is not what I am cooking. Client: Sure smells like it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilbrink Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 My clients never say anything about the smell in my office. Should I be concerned? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILLMAS Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 The hard boil egg smell lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILLMAS Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 I had to add this joke An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed . . . . . .to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week." The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office: "Doc, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?" "Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitaB Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 My clients never say anything about the smell in my office. Should I be concerned? Are you eating? Is it cardboard? Does it stink? Cause you need to eat, and I am worried about you now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NECPA in NEBRASKA Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 I'm glad that I don't have many people coming today. My husband is fixing corned beef and cabbage. I don't have enough air fresheners to kill that smell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitaB Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 I got you all beat. Last month, I had two raccoons fighting (or something, I don't let my mind go there) under my building and they dislodged a sewer pipe. That was a bad day. Only in Tennessee, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lion EA Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Skunks. Don't ask! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joanmcq Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 Rotting onions, chopped and in a sealed bag that just might explode. I just close the kitchen door, and put off going to the compost pile one more day. If the bag explodes, then we'll have a big problem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted March 14, 2013 Report Share Posted March 14, 2013 I'm glad that I don't have many people coming today. My husband is fixing corned beef and cabbage. I don't have enough air fresheners to kill that smell. Oh, I love corned beef and cabbage. But not everyone does, of course. Adding one tablespoon of sugar will not effect the taste but will reduce [not totally eliminate] the distinct smell of the corned beef and cabbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NECPA in NEBRASKA Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 Thanks, KC. I had never heard that and it does take forever to kill the smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 I do love it, but it's just not practical to cook it for one. Think I'll go to Arby's tomorrow for a Ruben, though. Pretty fair compromise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joanmcq Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 But corned beef lasts a good long time in the fridge...not that mine lasts very long in the fridge! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcb39 Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 I do love it, but it's just not practical to cook it for one. Think I'll go to Arby's tomorrow for a Ruben, though. Pretty fair compromise. The Ruben is tempting me; even for breakfast. It is snowing here pretty hard and I am hoping to get some work done. Panic is setting in when you divide the number of returns left to do by thirty days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janitor Bob Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 two words....explosive diarrhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted March 16, 2013 Report Share Posted March 16, 2013 One word - Immodium. A very wonderful solution. If you know a food you love disagrees with your system, take two shortly before you eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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