taxxcpa Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 An architect, an artist and an accountant were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The accountant said, "I like both." "Both?" The accountant replied "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacun Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcjenkins Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 Good one, Atticus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 I think I heard the same joke back in my engineering days -- with an engineer in the spot the accountant holds in this version. Still very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILLMAS Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 Every time my wife is having a hard time falling asleep, she leans over asks me "Tell about work today, honey". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 Think we've seen this before but it's still fun: 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joanmcq Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 Ah, thank you for reminding me for my annual viewing, Now why do I like this job again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jklcpa Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 Catherine, that was perfect. Thousands on a degree, no time to use the bathroom or shower. ROFL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILLMAS Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 I have to share this with my accountant friends. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gail in Virginia Posted February 25, 2014 Report Share Posted February 25, 2014 I had not seen that Catherine. Thanks for sharing! I know my husband will get a kick out of that one too - if I ever see him again! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crank Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Where was this when I was in school or studying for the CPA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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