Thanks for the jokes, everyone; I enjoyed them all. My degree is Earth & Materials Engineering from MIT (a small technical college in Cambridge, MA). And yes, engineers can be a royal pain in the patootie.
These are folks I know through my Varsity team -- they were on the team years after I graduated, but we're all a pretty close-knit bunch. Yes, they do their own taxes. They contacted me with a simple question on Roth conversions but I told them to talk to a planner before jumping in. And since I know so many nice folks through these newsgroups I figured to pass on a couple of names.
So I'll pass on Dan's name and a couple of others I've collected as well. Dan -- I will send you their first names privately so if they call you'll know from where they got your name.