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TAX HUMOR Tax Quotes I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey The trouble with the profession of tax collecting is that 90% of its members give the rest a bad name. - anonymous Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids. - Harvey Mackay What's the difference between a tax auditor and a rottweiler? A rottweiler eventually lets go. - anonymous What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. -- Mark Twain People who complain about paying their income tax can be divided into two types: men and women. - anonymous If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he should see how bad it is with representation.- Farmer's Almanac For every tax problem there is a solution which is straightforward, uncomplicated-and wrong. - anonymous The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of feathers, with the smallest possible amount of hissing. - Jean-Baptiste Colbert Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? - Peg Bracken The Taxpayer's prayer: Oh Mighty Internal Revenue Service, who turneth the labor of man to ashes, we thank thee for the multitude of thy forms which thou hast set before us and for the infinite confusion of thy commandments, which mulitplyth the fortunes of lawyer and accountant alike. - Russell Baker I owe the government $3,400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat. - Michael McShane Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956) How can you tell when a tax auditor is trying to trap you into a confession? Answer: When his lips are moving. - anonymous The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. -Albert Einstein The Government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul. -George Bernard Shaw Copied from the OSEA Newsletter

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I think that I like Rita's line better, hugs are for measuring for the size of the hole you need in the back pasture. Tom Newark, CA

I combine donations to the same place for a single entry. Otherwise, it is all manual input. Charge your client accordingly. You are only adhering to IRS regulations by doing all the input. YOU did not cause the work. Charge the client. P.S. I think the designer of that input screen is from CO and was high when he created it!

Yup, and I'm not really tied to any one particular area of the city, besides where my friends live, and the proximity to a grocery store. So I'm looking for the perfect house. I really like shopping real estate (I've found every property I've ever bought, not the agent) so I've already set up filters on realtor.com and getting alerts on particular properties I've saved. Now there is one I'm interested in that isn't finished....but it will be a million dollar property once it is and the price is well in range. Gotta see it so I know what it still needs and even more important, if what it needs is within range of pay someone to finish it. Yeah, I think I'm incurable. Damn, I'm excited though! Finally getting out of Sacramento!

SE with profit. 1095-B for three months, about $600, terminated. 1095-A for 9 months, subsidized. I got the $600 to flow as SEHI on line 29. But, she made more than the prior year and is repaying $488 that was subsidized. Do I get to add that to her $600 as SEHI? I hate Obamacare. (Yeah, spreadsheets made lots of iterations already.)

Neither do I. I plagiarized the first paragraph from Wikipedia and should have given them credit. Since I an am not a politician and therefore will be held to higher standards for my sttnkin falsifications that I posted, give me a break, I was only being serious.

Thank God for the little things in life.

My take from Cred65's post is that there will not be any artificial intelligence available for a reasonable (or totally correct) answer. Then again, why would we need to ask it, we have www.atxcommunity.com

This is good advice, if you don't believe in ghosts. The first house I owned there was a SIDS death (found out years later). I swore I heard a baby crying at times, or maybe it was my old Mita printer groaning.. One other thing, finding a house that was over improved for the comps in the area would be a great find. You just have to know the market and look at a lot of houses.

After all the pushing and then finally have the folks here tell us about the "do not disturb program" so Win 10 try's stop ///// I decided to do an upgrade .... Lo and behold --- I can NOT, as the installer states my display is not Win 10 compatible and see supplier, etc. Go figure Enjoy the warm season.

How could it ruin my day when I have no idea what you just said.

I have a cartoon somewhere (can't find it now) on "How Tax Software Should Work" that shows a guy dumping all his papers into a big funnel on top of his computer. It's cute.

I wish there was an artificial intelligence that I could ask tax questions.