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Maybe tomorrow - but I'm teaching tonight (US Constitution class) and need to leave early so I can have dinner first. My gut says yes - but it may just be hungry...

I just love that xkcd cartoon on passwords and have had it bookmarked since I first came across it. And that 27-page document I referenced above is as long as it is because it also contains the lists (where required) of all the *previous* passwords that cannot be re-used (all in strike-outs so I don't get confused), and notes for login procedures. All the stupid bleeping "security questions" with answers, notes that this screen seems to want X but really needs Y or it won't load, don't use anything but Firefox here because the pages don't display properly... et cetera.

https://xkcd.com/936/

The key to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

I would have mailed the check too, but as far as filing before 11-30 I wouldn't count on anything getting processed. I sent them a response to a CP notice last week by certified mail with return receipt and have been checking on it through USPS tracking, It became "AVAILABLE FOR PICKUP" at the Cincinnati post office a week ago (on Nov. 4th) and as of this minute it's still laying there. I've never had one wait that long, so I assume they're pretty far behind.

Unless one of the members of Scorpion kill me and take my flash drive, I have no worries.

Jack, let's hope no one kills you. First things muggers usually take are wallets, jewelry and phones, now maybe lanyards. And Catherine has a TWENTY SEVEN page list of passwords? The internet as we know it has got to change.

That was a joke!! ...but evidently not!! Ewwwww...Now all I can think about is humans yakking up fur balls.

Try one of these handy replies for when you have no idea what she said: Who, me? Have I told you lately how much I love you? You're adorable. Have you lost weight? I love that top. You should wear it more often. I'm sorry, I was thinking how beautiful you are. Can you say that again?

I have been wearing hearing aids for about 20 years now. They help but are not like the original hearing. Reminds me of a joke. Two old men were playing golf and one said, "it sure is windy today." The other thought for a moment and said, "no .. today is Thursday." The first replied, "yeah, I'm thirsty too. Let's stop at the club house and get a beer." That is pretty much the way it is when you are hard of hearing.

Wife is selectively inoperative.

Aren't wife and off the same position for most men?