Phone rings yesterday. I pick up. I know, don't ask me why, but I did. What can I say? I don't have caller ID, and sometimes it's google, and I can just slam it back down.
Retiree Caller: You know that stimulus payment?
Me: (Thought Bubble: Just yes or no, Rita, yes or no.) Yes.
RC: Is it taxable?
Me: (TB: Don't adlib, Rita, yes or no.) No.
RC: Is the interest [income it will earn in the bank CD I'm putting it in] taxable?
Me: (TB: WTH do you think?? Are you kidding me right now?? Yes or no, yes or no, yes or no...focus...) Yes.
God is working in my life, y'all.