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From a CPE talk I gave back in 2023; (staged) me under my desk after fully reviewing the disaster I had inadvertently accepted as a new client. You may find amusement in this, @mcb39.

This is me but with a bottle of Chardonnay and wearing my flannel pants and I'm never coming out.

Ditto but it was $4 and on depreciation. Total difference on a long list of assets; he hand-calculated and I used software. Of course it made no change to tax. I later suggested he find someone closer to home and to my very great relief he did. Any engineer is a potential royal PITA client and treated (and priced) as such until such time (rare) as they prove otherwise. Engineers don't know the difference between precise and accurate. They are related but not identical. While I know the IRS truncates, I cannot stop myself from rounding "properly" - as rounding is different from truncating.

I spent an hour of my life that I will never get back debating rounding with an engineer. He wanted to know why his calculation of interest income differed by $2 from what was on his return. After I told him it was due to rounding, he asked if I rounded first, then added, or added first and then rounded. He proceeded to lecture me on why I should add all the interest first and then round. I explained how the software required that each 1099 had to be entered separately and would not allow me to enter the cents, so I had to round first. And how $2 did not change the amount of tax owed. He insisted I add $2 to his interest amount. Luckily he did not come back the next year.

I notified two on 3/15 their returns were done. Radio silence. Since I no longer have a filter, today I sent a text to each "24 hours and counting." It's on them but I want the files out of my office. One replied "Oh. Sorry. I'm in France." The other called and said "what does that mean? I need to come pay you?" Then, I had another come to pick up and I wish I could show you all his check. Pay to the order of said one hundred fifty and zero. The next line was blank. It wasn't signed. I said "give me your checkbook! Here's how you write a check!" I wish my IRA didn't tank last week. I wish I was full retirement age. It's time to be done with all of this.

you put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you put your right foot in, and you shake it all about! good grief.

to describe what yesterday was like. Today I want to hide under the desk. What is wrong with people?

A lawyer would probably be talking statute of limitations. I'm thinking no penalties on taxpayer's reporting of item missing from a filed return, just interest--but that may just be the way things should work.

100% agree! I've heard this termed "the midwit problem" with people who are reasonably smart & competent in their own areas of expertise mistakenly thinking that makes them smart & competent in every area. When they do it with tax returns, we get huge messes to clean up, for clients who will question and nit-pick over every bleeping line on the return. Charge accordingly, with pre-payment required.

I usually only work a half day today. Take tomorrow off. Back on Thursday but I probably won't get much done. Fridays off the rest of the year. Semi-retired the rest of the year.

I started to accuse her of "post counting"

https://obliviousinvestor.com/solo-401k-contribution-calculator/

The rounding issue reminds me of the spreadsheet days of ATX. Most ALL calculations did NOT round, but "display" was globally set to zero decimal places. I had a client get a "nastygram"(TM Catherine, IIRC) over EIC when AGI was shown as yadda 50, but was actually yadda 49.70. Took forever to track down. I never entered cents after that, and any calculations that could produce decimals, were edited to include =round(x,n)!

No one else does today so I thank you

Engineers know more about anything than anybody about any subject. Some of the worst returns I've had to clean up have been self-prepared by Engineers who knew everything.

Where the Shadows lie.

It can indeed be an excellent place to hide.

Today may be worse !!!! But hey.... its the last day !! You can take a few weeks off then hit the extensions !!!! Get the booze ready for the after season party !!!!

Into the land of Mordor.

Patti, I like you.

Almost all of my (rare) posts start with "I don't often chime in, but I appreciate your knowledge." At least once a day during tax season, I tell myself that I have no business doing taxes because I'm no longer qualified. Times have changed. Laws have changed and I took the wrong classes to try to stay up to date. I've done this for 38 years and I'm good at it. Until the weird thing hits my desk and I wonder if I'm smart enough to figure it out. It's April 14 and I'm on the edge. But you're not alone and you're not stupid. If you are? Then so am I. I can't wait for this time tomorrow.....

The instant I think a client is not being truthful, they become an ex-client. That's a hard red line for me.

For reference, this home based business does use water, including a steamer table that uses quite a bit.

Your post did it!

The IRS instructions tell us to round like we learned in school, up from .50 AND down. However, the IRS truncates numbers at the decimal point, essentially rounding DOWN ONLY. They make the rules, but they do NOT follow them!

I'm getting old and spicy, and now, when people tell me something preposterous (or give me some crazy tax rule they 'know'), I look them straight in the eye and say, 'Did your hairdresser tell you that'? Stops them cold. Literally. You should try it. They look at me dumbfounded for a minute, then they usually chuckle, and then they remember that it's a 'fantasy tax scenario', and we never speak of it again. You have to be over 50 to pull this off, but I've now made the cut, and I use it every time.

I think that's really strange, because usually if there's a FTHB credit and a 5405 required, the efile will reject (in my experience ... having clients who didn't tell me they took said credit and needed to pay it back).

You have to follow the K -1 until you can discuss the SE issue with your client.

This Tax Advisor Article should be helpful where they discuss the meaning of a"Limited Partner" in name only: I give the law firm high marks for creativity but after you read this article you should file an extension and you will need to have a serious discussion with your client . https://www.thetaxadviser.com/issues/2024/may/limited-partners-and-self-employment-tax-a-new-test/

So, I will be 65 next month and applied for Medicare. I did not realize that really special people are born on the 1st of a month are eligible for Part A the month BEFORE turning 65, while Part B can begin in the month of the birthday. This means that I was not eligible for that HDHP or to contribute to my HSA for the month of April, but at least I haven't overfunded it. But WHY is eligibility a thing where Part A kicks in a month ahead? WHY?! Next, I decided to renew my state permits to practice. The portal is always very slow and now has a box that requires the date when I first registered for peer review. Well, I found the original letter from the AICPA showing my registration back in 1998, so the state is getting a copy of it! So there, take that you pesky state! I mean, It's only been 27 years already! And then in the middle of that renewal, my most procastinating client ever called (again) to say is "working" on get documents together. I still don't have anything from for 2023, let alone this past year! Arrggh! On a brighter note, I delivered my final returns that have been completed for the season and filed the few that are on extension. I am taking a few days off now and will take hostilities out on some clay pigeons tomorrow!

So much BS. My BCBS rep told me today that I should have had the Part D drug policy in place by April 1st also. She'd never heard of Part A ever being earlier than Part B, so when she looked into it, she could see that about my Part D date.

Of course, those really, really special people who turn 65 on January 1, start getting the over 65 standard deduction the previous year, when they are 64 the entire year. Unless they died during the year, then they don't get the extra standard deduction. Unless they died on 12/31, in which case they do get the extra.

"The bank said I don't have to report it because it's under $10.00."

My client wanted to know if the $.02 interest earned on his single member account was reported on sch b or sch c.

@Patti in Upstate NY exactly. Mom is insufferable. Owns the S-Corp. Love the kids who get the K-1s. 4 total returns. @Sara EA Slowly raising the Corp and Mom. She is starting to notice. Afraid if I raise her too much she will tell the kids. Tom Longview, TX

One way of getting rid of such clients is to significantly raise their fees so they leave on their own. Beware, though, they may just pay it, but at least you'll be compensated for the aggravation. I had one jerk whose fees I raised by $500 each year for a couple of years. He started out at $800 and went to $1,800. He was on schedule for $2,300 when another accountant in the office took him over.

Examples copied from Forbes: "The extension payment date for taxpayers who log into the IRS website is showing as incorrect. While payment should be made by April 15, 2025, taxpayers who log in to pay see an April 22, 2025, due date. The site says, "Your payment is due on April 22, 2025, regradless of filing for an extension." (Yes, the 'regradless' typo is on the IRS site, too)." "Errors appear in other spots on the website, too, including misidentifying the amended tax form as Form 104X (it's Form 1040X) that was recently “filled” instead of “filed.” "Account holders report that previously filed and processed tax forms (for tax years 2022 and 2023) are showing as now being processed even though those returns have already been processed. (I verified the errors by logging into my account.)" "One tax professional reported that the installment agreement option for making payments over five years (for a total of 60 months) only allowed taxpayers to make payments for five months." "The errors have been reported to the IRS. In a statement issued to Forbes, Scott Artman, CPA, the CEO of the National Association of Tax Professionals (NATP), the largest nonprofit organization that serves individuals specializing in tax preparation, noted, “Tax professionals rely on accurate, timely guidance from the IRS, especially in the final days leading up to the deadline. As soon as this issue was confirmed, we brought it to the IRS’s attention and have been assured that it has been communicated to the appropriate internal teams with a request for prompt resolution. We are hopeful the IRS will address the issue quickly to avoid any confusion for taxpayers and preparers." We already have enough chaos and uncertainty

Conspiracy theorists with the highest credentials who spoke on condition of anonomy claim the workers who were forced back to the office are sabotaging the end of tax season in their final days before exercising their buyouts. No one is available to confirm or deny these rumors. Film at 11. Tom Longview, TX

Only if you keep a contemporaneous log

Is it "ordinary and necessary" to "do your business" during working hours? Asking for another friend. Tom Longview, TX

A client walks through the livingroom to get to the OIH, but we can't use the sq' of the LR as part of OIH. Regular and exclusive. My clients can use my hall bath, but it's not part of my OIH, so I wouldn't allocate the bathroom part of my water to my OIH. I keep changing sides on this. Probably 'cause I'm too sleepy to read the code.

I thought it was so preposterous I didn't even go into the other methods. There has to be concern as to whether such an expense is ordinary/necessary, and also whether we are being told the truth.

You referred to the code once, then I asked about it. In your response to that question, you referred to a pub, not the code. Based on your answer, your conclusion, "Bottom line, water is not a cost of using a OIH so it is not allocable", doesn't logically flow from your premises. How much gas is used as an ordinary and necessary expense in a home office? Most of a house's gas is used to heat water for showers and laundry, to cook, and to heat the rest of the house 8760 hours a year compared to 2000 hours the home office is used. Yet the gas is allocated based on floor space. A 150 sq ft office in a 3000 sq ft home doesn't use 5% of the gas, yet 5% gets allocated to it. Same with electricity. How much electricity is used by the washer, dryer, oven, fridge, kids gaming computers, etc compared to a home office. Stop taking water & sewer on your clients' home offices if you want, but please don't choose this hill to die on. Unless something like a pool was involved, the irs has not disallowed water & sewer deduction for a home office, so why would you?

This discussion is now to the point where I have a huge smile on my face

How do you know what the business is? They could be dog groomers, hairdresser, art / pottery classes. You are making lots of assumptions.

This. If someone needs to make a few payments to get paid up for the year and don't want to do an official payment plan, I give them a few blank 1040-V forms and they mail them in with payment. The IRS will eventually bill them for interest owed. It's never been a problem.

Could be bad advice from the preparer; could be bad listening by the taxpayer. Just recently I had a client call me about a transaction which we had discussed 3-4 months ago. At that time she told me what a friend had told her about the taxation of the capital gains. I explained to her why that advice from her friend was dead wrong and I then gave her the correct information. On this subsequent conversation she repeated the bad advice to me, and when I corrected her she said "But I remember you telling me that on our last conversation." Fortunately I had made notes and more-or-less read them back to her. Either I'm a very bad communicator, she's a very bad listener, or (most likely) she only remembers what she wanted to hear rather than what was said.

Sometimes clients hear what they want to hear. If other withholding or estimates were already sufficient for 2024 to meet the safe harbor, are you sure that the previous preparer didn't really say that if they didn't pay tax on the gain during 2024 that they wouldn't have the underpayment penalty? That could be the case here, a year later, especially when a client doesn't fully understand and aren't talking with the original messenger that can revisit the conversation and information or advice she discussed.

She moved to Florida. She's probably handing out bad advice down there as we speak.